Now That's What I Call a Shit Christmas Jumper

Get ready to sleigh the festive season with a jumper that's hilariously honest. This cheeky Christmas knit celebrates the chaotic reality of the holidays with bold, tongue-in-cheek humour that'll have everyone laughing. Perfect for those who prefer their yuletide spirit served with a side of sass, it's the ideal gift for anyone tired of pretending Christmas is all tinsel and joy. Cosy, comfortable, and unapologetically funny—because sometimes the best Christmas jumpers are the ones that tell it like it is.

Size Guide
Small - 34" - 36" Inch Chest
Medium - 38" - 40" Inch Chest
Large - 42" - 44" Inch Chest
XL - 46" - 48" Inch Chest
2XL - 50" - 52" Inch Chest
3XL - 54" - 56" Inch Chest
4XL - 58" - 60" Inch Chest

Specification
Crew neck sweat
Set-in-sleeves
Taped neck
Stylish fit
Twin needle stitching detailing
Ribbed collar, cuff and hem
Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified production
Brushed inner fleece
SEDEX certified
Vegan certified

Fabric
80% Ringspun Cotton 20% Polyester
Black Smoke: 70% Ringspun Cotton, 30% Polyester
Heather Grey: 75% Ringspun Cotton, 25% Polyester
Charcoal: 52% Ringspun Cotton, 48% Polyester

Washing Instructions
Machine wash 30°
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat
Low iron
Do not dry clean