It's Not Going To Suck Itself Christmas T Shirt

Make your Christmas unapologetically cheeky with the ‘It’s Not Going To Suck Itself’ T Shirt — the ultimate adult holiday showstopper. Made from soft, premium cotton, it’s perfect for party nights, pub laughs, or that unforgettable Secret Santa exchange. Naughty, funny, and designed to turn heads, this tee blends outrageous humor with festive flair for anyone who doesn’t mind being on the naughty list.

Size Guide:
Small - 34/36" Inch Chest
Medium - 38/40" Inch Chest
Large - 42/44" Inch Chest
XL - 46/48" Inch Chest
2XL - 50/52" Inch Chest
3XL - 54/56" Inch Chest
4XL - 58/60" Inch Chest

Features
Reactive Dyed
100% Cotton
Crew Neck
Taped Shoulder to Shoulder
Twin Needle Stitching on Neck & Shoulders
Enzyme Washed

T-Shirt Chest ½ Measurement
1 Inch Below Armhole
XS - 18 Inches
Small - 19.5 Inches
Medium - 21 Inches
Large - 22.5 Inches
XL - 24 Inches
2XL - 25.5 Inches
3XL - 27 Inches
4XL - 28.5 Inches
5XL - 30 Inches
6XL - 31.5 Inches

T-Shirt Length
Neck Point on Shoulder to Hem
XS - 26 Inches
Small - 27 Inches
Medium - 28 Inches
Large - 29 Inches
XL - 30 Inches
2XL - 31 Inches
3XL - 32 Inches
4XL - 33 Inches
5XL - 34 Inches
6XL - 35 Inches

*Garment Measurement are subject to tolerances...