It's Not Going To Suck Itself Christmas Kids T Shirt

The ‘It’s Not Going To Suck Itself’ Kids T Shirt — just kidding, this one’s definitely for adults only! Keep the laughs flowing and the wine pouring with this outrageous Christmas favorite. Perfect for grown‑up parties, it’s the gift that guarantees gasps, giggles, and maybe a few naughty winks from across the room.

Size Guide:
3-4 Years - 26" Inch Chest
5-6 Years - 28" Inch Chest
7-8 Years - 30" Inch Chest
9-11 Years - 32" Inch Chest
12-13 Years - 34" Inch Chest

T-Shirt Chest ½ Measurement
1 Inch Below Armhole
3/4 Years - 13.5 Inches
5/6 Years - 14 Inches
7/8 Years - 15 Inches
9/11 Years - 16 Inches
12/13 Years - 17 Inches

T-Shirt Length
Neck Point on Shoulder to Hem
3/4 Years - 18 Inches
5/6 Years - 20 Inches
7/8 Years - 21.5 Inches
9/11 Years - 23 Inches
12/13 Years - 24.5 Inches

*Garment Measurement are subject to tolerances...