This Jumper Sucks But I Swallow Christmas Hoodie

Get into the holiday spirit with a cheeky twist wearing this playful Christmas hoodie. Perfect for standing out at festive gatherings, it combines cozy comfort with a bold, funny message that’s sure to spark laughs. Made for those who aren’t afraid to keep the season lively and lighthearted.

Size Guide
Small - 34" - 36" Inch Chest
Medium - 38" - 40" Inch Chest
Large - 42" - 44" Inch Chest
XL - 46" - 48" Inch Chest
2XL - 50" - 52" Inch Chest
3XL - 54" - 56" Inch Chest
4XL - 58" - 60" Inch Chest

Specification
Twin-needle stitching detailing
Double fabric hood with self coloured cords
Kangaroo pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and hem
Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified production
Brushed inner fabric
WRAP certified
SEDEX certified
Vegan certified

Fabric
80% Ringspun cotton, 20% Polyester
Charcoal: 52% Ringspun cotton, 48% Polyester
Heather Grey: 75% Ringspun cotton, 25% Polyester
Smoke colours: 70% Ringspun cotton, 30% Polyester.

Washing Instructions
Machine wash 30°
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat
Low iron
Do not dry clean