I Got My Clit Pierced At Claire's Ladies Shirt

It sounds like you're referencing a humor or satire piece — likely a fictional story or meme about getting a very inappropriate piercing (a clit piercing) at Claire’s, which is a mall store known for piercing children's earlobes with a piercing gun. The “Ladies Shirt” part suggests it might be a parody product or joke listing.

Size Guide
Small - 6/8
Medium - 8/10
Large - 12
XL - 14
2XL - 16

Fabric
100% Ringspun Cotton. Sport Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester. All Heathers: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton. Antique Cherry Red, Antique Heliconia, Antique Sapphire: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester

Washing Instructions
Machine wash warm. Inside out, with like colours. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron if decorated. Do not dry clean