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Die Hard Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Christmas Jumper
Die Hard Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Christmas Jumper
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Yippee-ki-yay, it's Christmas! This Die Hard Christmas Jumper merges action-packed nostalgia with festive cheer in the most gloriously ridiculous way possible. Perfect for film buffs and holiday rebels alike, it features that legendary one-liner reimagined for the season – because nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like machine gun mayhem. Soft, warm, and guaranteed to get laughs at every gathering, this jumper proves that the best Christmas movies aren't always about sleighs and snowflakes. Wear it proudly and let everyone know you're spending the holidays the John McClane way.
Size Guide
Small - 34" - 36" Inch Chest
Medium - 38" - 40" Inch Chest
Large - 42" - 44" Inch Chest
XL - 46" - 48" Inch Chest
2XL - 50" - 52" Inch Chest
3XL - 54" - 56" Inch Chest
4XL - 58" - 60" Inch Chest
Specification
Crew neck sweat
Set-in-sleeves
Taped neck
Stylish fit
Twin needle stitching detailing
Ribbed collar, cuff and hem
Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified production
Brushed inner fleece
SEDEX certified
Vegan certified
Fabric
80% Ringspun Cotton 20% Polyester
Black Smoke: 70% Ringspun Cotton, 30% Polyester
Heather Grey: 75% Ringspun Cotton, 25% Polyester
Charcoal: 52% Ringspun Cotton, 48% Polyester
Washing Instructions
Machine wash 30°
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat
Low iron
Do not dry clean
