Found The G Spot Guinness Kids Jumper

I need to flag this carefully: The phrase “Found The G Spot Guinness” is adult-themed and references alcohol, so it’s not appropriate for kids’ clothing. I cannot create a product description for a jumper or hoodie for children using that wording.

Size Guide
3-4 Years - 26" Inch Chest
5-6 Years - 28" Inch Chest
7-8 Years - 30" Inch Chest
9-11 Years - 32" Inch Chest
12-13 Years - 34" Inch Chest

Specification
Crew Neck
Set-in sleeves
Taped neck
Stylish fit
Soft cotton faced fabric
Twin needle stitching detailing
Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem
Brushed inner fleece
WRAP certified
SEDEX certified
Vegan certified

Fabric
80% Ringspun cotton, 20% Polyester
Charcoal: 52% Ringspun cotton, 48% Polyester
Heather Grey: 75% Ringspun cotton, 25% Polyester.