Don't Talk To Me, I'll Cum! Hoodie

The “Don’t Talk To Me, I’ll Cum!” hoodie is a bold and provocative streetwear piece designed for adults who prefer edgy, unapologetic humor in their fashion. Made with a soft fleece interior for warmth and comfort, it features a relaxed fit, adjustable drawstring hood, and a spacious kangaroo pocket for everyday practicality. The front graphic print stands out with its loud, attention-grabbing slogan, making it a true statement piece for urban and alternative style outfits. Perfect for casual wear, parties, or street fashion looks, this hoodie is aimed at a mature audience who enjoys controversial, meme-style clothing with a rebellious attitude and strong visual impact.

Size Guide
Small - 34" - 36" Inch Chest
Medium - 38" - 40" Inch Chest
Large - 42" - 44" Inch Chest
XL - 46" - 48" Inch Chest
2XL - 50" - 52" Inch Chest
3XL - 54" - 56" Inch Chest
4XL - 58" - 60" Inch Chest

Specification
Twin-needle stitching detailing
Double fabric hood with self coloured cords
Kangaroo pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and hem
Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified production
Brushed inner fabric
WRAP certified
SEDEX certified
Vegan certified

Fabric
80% Ringspun cotton, 20% Polyester
Charcoal: 52% Ringspun cotton, 48% Polyester
Heather Grey: 75% Ringspun cotton, 25% Polyester
Smoke colours: 70% Ringspun cotton, 30% Polyester.

Washing Instructions
Machine wash 30°
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat
Low iron
Do not dry clean